Anna Condo Named Armenia’s Sexiest Woman: Esquire (in pictures)

A list of the sexiest women alive was published this week by the editors of Esquire magazine, who have organized the list with one woman per country, each woman representing the country in which she was born, raised or lived.

“What the point of a beauty pageant, really? Shouldn’t the women of the world be celebrated for who they are, even if they do happen to look damn fine in a bikini?” asks Esquire, adding that “Our list is highly subjective and far from scientific… but it’s kinda like the United Nations: just useful enough to keep college kids studying it,” writes Esquire.

Esquire named Anna Condo (pictured below) as Armenia’s most sexual woman. Condo, 44, was born in Yerevan. In 1983, she began acting in France, then moved to the US. Prior to getting married to US artist George Condo, she went by the last name Ashdyan. According to Esquire, Condo “has the dark, kind, knowing eyes of a Dostoevsky heroine.”

Representing Azerbaijan is the country’s First Lady, Mehriban Aliyeva (pictured below), “because here’s a Goodwill Ambassador that can do her job without saying anything.” Other names in the list include French First Lady Carla Bruni (France), Queen Rania Al Abdullah (Jordan), and Ukraine’s former prime minister Yulia Tymoshenko (Ukraine).

Another famous names include American pop star Rihanna born in and representing Barbados, Natalie Portman representing Israel because she was born in Jerusalem, Monica Berlucci (Italy), Charlize Theron (South Africa, pictured below) and Natalia Oreiro (Uruguay).

Nana Gogichaishvili (pictured below) was named most sexual woman in Georgia. According to Esquire, this “Miss Universe contestant probably could have ended the war in South Ossetia with one walk down the block.” 

And topping the list? Minka Kelly (pictured below). “She’s beautiful. She’s athletic. She’s worked gunshot wounds as a surgical nurse. She can act. And you’ve already fallen in love with her, back when she was a cheerleader,” writes Esquire.

Note that the Vatican City was disqualified because, according to Esquire, “The Pope declined to offer a statement, apology, or penalty for this completely sexless act of snubbing.”